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Meridas Makeover

Disney announced plans to unveil Brave’s Merida as its 11th official princess on May 11, but not before giving her a controversial makeover. The new Merida no longer had her infamous red frizzy hair and fuller shape. Instead, she was given thick eyelashes over wide, blue eyes, an hourglass shape, and smooth curls. Critics slammed Disney for the makeover (including the creator and co-director of “Brave,” Brenda Chapman, who based Merida on her own daughter, Emma), and a petition to keep Merida the way she was has garnered nearly 200,000 signatures. While some media sources say Disney has decided to pull the redesigned version, there is no official word as of yet.


Merida looks as perplexed by her remodel as we do.


See, if she had looked like this originally, no one would have cared. But this is such a stark contrast from her original look that it’s just ridiculous. Her remodeled dress more resembles the dress her mother forced her into, and that dress is not Merida. She doesn’t even have her bow for Christ sake!


While the remodel in itself isn’t necessarily a bad look, because it’s not even close enough for my taste to be Merida.

I pretty much hate the remodel. It doesn’t look right. She looks like a freaking alien. Blech. To pale. The curls are to smooth, and her eyes are to big. And she’s to skinny.

Hipster Phenomenon

So, getting into the “Hipster” trend I’ve been noticing, here are some photos of “Hipster Disney”.

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So there’s those… Glam, Pin Up, Hipster, Goth, Tattoo Artist..Not bad looking. Still odd though.

Annnnddd…. here’s some more…..

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Why are there no other half octopus mermaids? Or seal? Or dolphins, or something?

Okay, based off Ursula, we can surmise that their might be other mermaids of her kind (her sister showing up in the sequel is the only proof of this though). But if there can be mermaids that are half octopus, why aren’t there any mermaids that are half some other kind of sea creature?

hggh ~This Mermaid happens to be half seal. Not bad looking. Pretty adorable in fact. I mean, if they had drawn Ariel this way, I think I honestly might have loved her even more.

In all honesty, having multiple mermaid types would have actually have been pretty cool. They’d be like different races of mermaid. Though I wonder what would happen if a seal mermaid and a shark mermaid hooked up… That’d be interesting to see.

untitled ~This one is some type of shark. At least I’m guessing. But she’s actually really beautiful. Ariel would have definitely looked good like this.

Now, I love “The Little Mermaid”, but some diversity among the mermaids would have been nice.

163873_8be0_625x1000 ~ This one is a deep water squid mermaid. Eerie, but beautiful.

Maybe since Disney’s on it’s remake binge, maybe if they remake “The Little Mermaid”, they should take this idea and add some new types of mermaids.